This is a walkthrough for Ep 47: Apocalypse, Ow!. This page was copied from Pocket_God_Episode_47:_Apocalypse_Ow!_Walkthrough, to link it to the episode. The original page has been put up for deletion.
1. Enter The Closet Room
2. Drop the Pygmy on Thetan meter
3. Power Thetan Meter (tap below meter once)
4. Cause Pygmy to explode Thetans (tap below meter twice)
5. Drag Thetan
6. Possess Pygmy with Thetan (drag thetan to pygmy)
7. Exorcise Thetan from Pygmy (tap possessed pygmy)
8. Pygmy Gets Depressed
9. Thetans fly away
10. Slide Closet Door
11. Open the closet door all the way
12. Tom slams closet door
13. Thetan holds closet door open (slide door when thetans are floating around)
14. Rescue Tom from Closet
15. Put Pygmy in Closet
16. Place Pygmy on Couch
17. Tom Jumps on Couch
18. Tom Jumps off Couch
19. Tom says, "your Glib!"
20. Tom says,"You Complete Me"
21. Tom’s crazy crazy laugh
22. Tom says "Show me the money"
23. Tom says "i want the truth"
24. Tom says "psychiatry is a pseudo-science"
25. Tom cares "very very very very much"
26. Tom says "I feel the need for speed"
27. Tom is brought to Apocalypse Temple entrance
28. Open Apocalypse Clock Secret Door
29. Enter Xenus Altar
30. Bring Tom to Xenu Alter
31. Tom says "Where's my Baby?"
32. Bring Baby to Xenu Altar
33. Baby wants his "Da-Da!"
34. Place baby in Tom's Arms
35. Make Tom drop baby (poke tom when he is holding the baby)
36. Tom Transforms baby into Xenu
37. Set off Apocalypse
38. Put Pygmy on Xenu's right tentacle
39. Put Pygmy on Xenu's left Tentacle
40. Xenu tosses pygmy in mouth like popcorn
41. Xenu stripes flesh off Pygmy
42. Place half Pygmy in Right Tentacle (use Charlie for this)
43. Place half Pygmy in Left Tentacle (use Charlie for this)
44. Xenu performs a puppet show with half pygmies
45. Xenu eats half pygmy
46. Drag apocalypse thetans!
47. Possess Pygmy with angry thetan
48. Exorcise Angry Thetan from Pygmy
49. Possessed Pygmy jump normal pygmy
50. Possessed Pygmy eats another pygmy's face
51. Possessed Pygmy pummels pygmy
52. Possessed Pygmy jumps off
53. Possessed Pygmies brawl
54. Possessed pygmy throws punch
55. Possessed Pygmy gets punched
56. Possessed Pygmies slap fight
57. Spawn aqua time gem (put pygmy on stand)
58. Spawn green locust gem (poke the locust team)
59. Spawn purple dance gem (drag balloons)
60. Spawn the yellow plague gem (put pygmy in plague fountain)
61. Spawn blue purification gem (put pygmy in purification fountain)
62. Spawn the red thetan gem (put pygmy on Thetan meter)
63. Spawn silver Xenu gem (feed pygmy to Xenu...right tentacle)
64. Place gem on wrong pedestal
65. Get rid of gem (drop gem like you would pygmy)
66. Place aqua time gem on time pedestal (bottom left)
67. Place green locust gem on locust pedestal (bottom right)
68. Place purple dance gem on dance pedestal (middle left)
69. Place the yellow plague gem on plague pedestal (middle right)
70. Place blue purification gem on the purification pedestal (top left)
71. Place red closet gem on the closet pedestal (top right)
72. Place silver gem on the Xenu Pedestal (top)
73. Girl Pygmy, Sun, arrives
74. Sun snached by Xenu at last minute
75. Apocalypse averted. World still exists.