The Fail Boat has a long wooden plank with vines strapped ontop of it, and three large turtle shells underneath with wooden poles coming out of the sockets. There is also a sail in the front of the Fail Boat.
- It is, so far, the only scrapped area.
- The Fail Boat has actual movement unlike the other areas found in Pocket God.
- It is one of the most broken areas in the game, with things such as Pygmies drowning in nothing.
- The boat's appearance resembles the boat that Sun and the boy tribe used in A Quest Called Tribe, specifically issue 10.
- You can only go to this area through Story Mode as of now.