Life Stinks is a quest on Pocket God Facebook.


The message of this mission is:

The unicorn is sad. Everyone's talking about its farts! But what about its majestic canter? Or its mighty horn?


The objective of this quest is to drop 20 Pygmies into the Unicorn's path as it runs away and to drop 30 Pygmies onto the Unicorn and watch them ride off.

If the player desires, he or she can complete the quest for 25 Bones.


The victory message is:

We can learn a precious lesson from this: farting rainbows doesn't make one's life brighter.

When this quest is completed, the player will be awarded 225 Experience and 1,000 Sacrifice Coins.